A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was: “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s:”Perform the fucking autopsy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Isaac and his friend Adam, who’s looking a little depressed, are at a synagogue talking. … “Adam, I’ve seen you feeling a little down over the past few times. Is everything alright?” asks Isaac. “My son is getting married next week” says Adam. … “But Adam, many of our congregants’ sons are getting married. That’s … Read more
A man to a friend: ‘My wife’s a peach.’ Friend: ‘Because she’s so soft and juicy?’ Man: ‘No, because she has a heart of stone.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Claire, after retiring from a busy life in business, travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop, where she speaks to Victoria, the shop’s owner, “When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a … Read more
Craig comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: “Mrs. Hudson, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter, then I will pee on your … Read more
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does. “ Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft. “ Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne … Read more
A bloke asks his mate “Do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?” His mate replies “Yeah, if she calls. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Frank went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. The pharmacist wondered and asked him, “Why black, sir?” “My friend’s husband died; I want to console her, “Frank said. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ben marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he’s on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. “Ben, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table. “ So, Ben folds his hands on his lap and … Read more
Walter had been seeing a girl for awhile and he thought they should take things further, “Tell me, “Walter said to her, “do you believe in sex after marriage?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.