A man had been married to his wife for twenty years. As time had passed, his sex life had naturally deteriorated but now it was starting to get him down. No longer could he make his wife orgasm. One day, the man decided to do something about it so he went to see his doctor. … Read more
Paul just told his wife that he had sex with another woman. The wife said, “Can you please repeat that for me?” Paul said, “Sure, I’m seeing her again tomorrow night. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife: “I want another baby. “ Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding Anniversary when the wife says: ‘Darling, as this is such a special Occasion I think that it is time I made a confession…… Before we were married I Was a hooker for eight years. .’ The husband ponders for a moment … Read more
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says “Yes, but before we do, there`s something you must know. … Read more
Peter walked in from work one day and his wife was sitting on the sofa with his girlfriend. While trying not to look surprised he said, “What’s going on?” “You tell me?” replied his wife. Pete said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger. “ “A stranger, hey?” shouted his girlfriend, … Read more
When it comes to sex, Dave and his wife like completely different things. Dave’s wife likes missionary and doggy positions, while Dave likes his receptionist. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A 30 something year old man goes to a singles bar and starts up a conversation with a woman who was about his age. They’re really hitting it off and the chemistry is strong, so after a couple drinks they start to open up to each other. “I’m gonna be honest with you, “says the … Read more
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. “Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother. “And why not?” asks Stan. “Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?” Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, … Read more