Mad Again
Wife: “I’m mad. “ Husband: “Again or still?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Marriage
Long Hair
Over a drink in the evening the discussion turned to length of hair… Mr. Jones: “Don’t you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?” Mr. Smith: “That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
The Doctor’s Nice House – Years Marriage
After 25 years of marriage, Jerome took a look at his wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old sexy chick. Now, … Read more
Mathematical Function
“I love you” is a mathematical function where, ‘I love’ is the constant and ‘you’ is the variable… and marriage inverts the function, where “you” becomes the constant, “I love” becomes the variable. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
I’ll Check
Wife:”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”Water in a carburetor? That’s ridiculous. “ Wife:”I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” Wife:”In the pool. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
Brief Unexpected
Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “You look kind of down. “ “My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin. “ “Why’s that?” “Because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster. “ This joke is included … Read more
Wait Till
A woman walks into a police precinct and reports that her husband is missing. When the Sergeant asked her how long her husband’s been missing she says, “Since last winter. “ Astonished, the Sargent asked, “Why did you wait till spring to report him missing?” The woman replies, “Because the landscaping company is asking too … Read more
Happens Everywhere
Little Johnny: “Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries!” Father: “Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Magical Words
Wife: “Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?” Husband: “You are right. “ Wife: “Very funny, no, the other ones. “ Husband: “I was wrong. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Play Role Speaking
Son: “Dad! Dad! I got a part in the school play! I play the husband. “ Dad: “Too bad they did not give a speaking role. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.