Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. “Honey, “he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day. “ “That’s nice of you, Bob, “she said. “Why?” “Then I’d only have to hear you once a year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A priest and a nun are caught in a severe snowstorm. They find a deserted cabin and take shelter from the blizzard. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked … Read more
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? Witness: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ Attorney: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After 10 years, a mother can no longer deny that her child does not look like her or her husband, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. “ Husband: “What’s up?” Wife: … Read more
A kindhearted judge was commiserating with the wife. “Your husband really has a problem. Has he ever tried Alcoholics Anonymous?” “I’m sure he has, “she nodded sadly. “That man will drink anything. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day. “ “Oh, really?” “No, O’Reilly!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Joe and Suzan have been married for twenty years. Every morning Joe wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work. Every morning for twenty years, Suzan says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!” One morning, Suzan is preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving and gets an … Read more
A man is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge. The judge asks, “How many peaches were in the can?” The man replies, “Six, Your Honor. “ “In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach. “ Hearing that, his wife stands and … Read more
A newlywed couple wanted to invite their friends over for a steak and mushroom dinner. The wife had all the ingredients except the mushrooms. The husband said, “There are plenty of mushrooms growing in the backyard. “ “Are you sure?” said the wife. “They could be poisonous?” The husband replied, “I will give one to … Read more
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived at the lake to set … Read more