Two undercover police officers assigned to the organized crime unit were overlooking a bloody mob hit scene. The victim had six gunshot wounds to the back of the head. One cop looks at the other and utters, “Worst case of suicide I’ve ever seen. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell. It was a brief case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man fell out of a tenth-story window. He’s lying on the ground with a big crowd around him. A cop walks over and says, “What happened?” The guy says, “I don’t know, I just got here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: “Have you been drinking?” The man replies: “Okay, yes, I have… how did you know, officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?” “No sir, “replied the policeman, “… nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you. “ This joke … Read more
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin’?” The driver said, “You buyin’?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Homer gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… and couldn’t find his way home. “Now Homer”, said grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could … Read more
A man was made the police chief in a nudist colony. He liked the job, but putting on the badge was murder! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offense. “You can take your choice, private – one month’s restriction or twenty day’s pay, “said the officer. “All right, sir, “said the bright soldier, “I’ll take the money. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident to find a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?” “How should I know?” the driver responds. “I’m not a lawyer!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer welcomed them in, but cautioned them that … Read more