A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car behind me!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a … Read more
A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer, “said the driver, “was I driving too fast? “No, sir. You were flying too low. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, “Now these are real tough guys in here. “Can you handle it?” “No problem, “the applicant replied, “If they don’t behave, they’ll go out!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station. One asks, “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other replies, “We’ll lie and say we only found two. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate and he returned one hour … Read more
Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. “You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?” The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer, “the man began, “I can explain. “ “Just be quiet, “snapped the officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. “ “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said to keep … Read more
Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy. “ Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, Sir!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying. The police find the man and bring him in. “I’ve done nothing wrong, “he says. “The … Read more