One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there. “ He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there. “ … Read more
Liam stumbled into a saloon, half crooked. “Say, “he said to the bartender, “how tall is a penguin?” “About two and a half feet. “ “Thank God!” cried Liam. “I thought I ran over a nun!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the white guy says “you people don’t actually think Jesus was black do you?” “And what makes you think he’s not?” The black pastor … Read more
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet … Read more
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! “Dear frog, “the priest asked, “what is the matter? Why’re you so sad?” “Well, “said the frog, “I was not always … Read more
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. “ Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows. “ Third Bull: “I’ve … Read more
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. … Read more
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing. “ “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’“the woman said embarrassingly. “That’s … Read more
Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They made a promise to each other, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally, Earl … Read more
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal. Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said, “Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful – so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing. “ The minister, of course, broke out in … Read more