There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and … Read more
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well. “Yes, of course! My daddy taught me, even more than 10!” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four, “answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven. “ “Very good, “said the teacher. “your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after … Read more
Teacher: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at Timmy’s test paper?” Little Johnny: “I hope you didn’t see me either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court, “he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not pass through … Read more
Making conversation with the boy the pediatrician asked the six-year-old patient, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” “A box of Tampax, “he replied without hesitation. “Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?” “Well, “said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but … Read more
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and … Read more
During a sixth grade sex education class, the young professor asked, “What happens to a young woman during puberty?” There was no reply from her students, so she rephrased the question. “What happens to young women as they mature?” One girl raised her hand and answered, “We start carrying purses?” This joke is included in … Read more
“How did school go today?” a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. “What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, ‘Thank goodness’. “ This joke … Read more
Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first embarrassing moment at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, “Oh, how did it go?” “I nearly died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the … Read more