Fight Answers Frank
“Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher. “A fight!” answers Frank. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
School Jokes
Professor Hammer Away
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law. “ “But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?” asked … Read more
Depends Billy Moments
A teacher said to her student, “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” After a few moments, Billy answered, “It depends. “ “It depends on what?” she asked. “It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Coach Spotted
“After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, “Here’s your phone. “ “What makes you think it’s mine?” the ref asked. “Easy, “the coach replied. “It says you missed 13 calls!”“ This joke is … Read more
Teachers Hate
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. “ “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. “ “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go. “ “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to … Read more
Girlfriend Snuggled Closer
“A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at … Read more
Ain’t Nobody Goin’
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’. “You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going. “ Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Legal Nor Logical
After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give … Read more
Novice Driver Agreed
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm. “This time you’re doing fine!” exclaimed the instructor. “Yes, “the novice driver agreed. “Now when I … Read more
Small Piece
At a Catholic school, there was a “meet the teacher” open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some … Read more