A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny’s teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got up and said, “my dad is a pilot, and my mommy is an architect. “ “Great, “said the teacher. Michael got up and said, “my dad is a doctor, and my mom is a … Read more
Mr. Smyth had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time…“Class, “he said, “my name begins with the letter ‘M,’ and I pick up things…What am I?” A … Read more
After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday. Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, “But how can that … Read more
A blonde couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they … Read more
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched a man with an erect penis. The professor commented, “Oh, no, I wanted it the other way. “ She replied, “What … Read more
Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut. Father: What makes you think that? Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “Certainly a drinking problem, Madam. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair … Read more
One of Hitler’s assistants says to him one day, “Sir, we’re mining too many useless ores. “ Hitler replies, “Well, mine less. “ A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, “Mine FEWER!” Hitler looks up and asks, “Yes?” A teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living. … Read more