School Jokes

Yells Jesus Christ

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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven. “ Mary answers, “He’s in my heart. “ Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” … Read more

Birds Mixed

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The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny ,at the back of the class, put his hand up and asked the … Read more

Johnny Sorry Teacher

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Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand. “ Johnny: “My penis in your hand. “ Teacher: “What?” Johnny: “Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Word Fascinate

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A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word “fascinate” in it. A little girl says, “Walt Disney World is fascinating. “ The teacher says, “No, I said, fascinate. “ Another little girl says, “There’s so much fascination when it comes to sea life. “ The teacher again says, “No, the … Read more

Confident Smile

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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example, “she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?” Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, … Read more

Teacher Held

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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!” “That’s right!” shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the … Read more

Bottom Nina

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Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I … Read more

Johnny’s Bitch

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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to … Read more

They’re Stupid

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by … Read more