School Jokes

Mean Student

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Teacher : What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do you mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Roberts Sorry

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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!” Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more

Nathan Responds Well

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On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Nathan was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Nathan, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?” Nathan responds, “Well, I’ve learned that … Read more

Doesnt Mean Youll

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Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. “If you had ten dollars, “said the teacher, “and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?” “Ten, “said Little Johnny firmly. “Ten?” the teacher said “How do you make it ten?” “Well, “replied Little Johnny … Read more

Math Lesson

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Little Johnny was in his math lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. “If I gave you 40, “she began, “and you gave 10 to Mary, 10 to Suzan and 10 to Wendy, what would you have?” Johnny thought about this and then answered, “An … Read more

Graduate Student

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A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She yells, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now … Read more

God Doesn’t Exist

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One day the kids in Ms. Evans’ science class disagreed with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was an atheist so she didn’t believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, “But I thought God created mankind?” Ms. Evans then replied, “Well can you see God?” “No. “ “Hear God?” … Read more

Johnny Well

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Little Johnny: “Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?” Dad: “No, son, it wouldn’t be right. “ Little Johnny: “Well, you could try. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Which Johnny

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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny, “ To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shit my pants then… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more