A young lad is sitting at the table doing his homework. Dad, he says, “What is the difference between ‘potentially’ & ‘realistically’“? Father scratches his chin, inhales sharply and says, “That’s a tough one; it’s probably easier to demonstrate. Go & ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid … Read more
A Japanese student: “Master Aykodo, why do Europeans think we look all the same?” The master replied: “I’m not master Aykodo. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
““If you had a dollar, “quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One dollar. “answered little Johnny. “You don’t know your basic math. “said the teacher, shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy. “ … Read more
“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today. “said the boy. “Why not, son?” “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day. “ … Read more
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week. “ “Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he Ok?” “He must be, “said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling … Read more
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he … Read more
Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word is “contagious”. Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arm up. The teacher figures there is no way Johnny can … Read more
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of … Read more
Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in English language. “ “Why?” asked his father. “Well, the teacher asked us the following question: “Mary entered the forest with John and came out of the forest with Mike. What is Mary?” “How come what Mary is? A whore, of course, “said … Read more
One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived at his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. … Read more