After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can … Read more
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids. “ Now his mind … Read more
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it. “ “Very good, Suzie, … Read more
A rabbit went to a fortune-teller. “What do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon, “replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you. “ “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in … Read more
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you … Read more
A plane is on its way to Miami when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid … Read more
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!” The wolf keeps grimacing. She says, “My, what big eyes you have!” The wolf grimaces even … Read more
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, “How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?” Little Johnny replied, “Simply don’t bite any. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s. “ Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.