A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond, “she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it. “ “What’s the curse?” the … Read more
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. “What is it made of?” she asked. “Alligator teeth, “the Indian replied. “I suppose, “she said patronizingly, “that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us. “ “Oh no, “the Indian objected. “Anybody can open an oyster. “ This joke is … Read more
A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take … Read more
A guy called a budget airline to book a flight. The operator asked: “How many people are traveling? “How should I know?” said the man. “It’s your plane!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The operator in the Flight Control Center asks the pilot:”Who is landing here?” The young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies and Instead of making any official requests to the tower, decided to make a joke: “Guess who, “- he asks. The controller in the Flight Control Center turns off … Read more
A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped. The priest looks and the young boy, and … Read more
Two skydivers, Oliver and Robert, jumped out of the plane and were having a conversation on the way down. Robert: “I was in a hurry this morning, and I can’t remember if I asked you to pack my chute for me. “ Oliver: “I’ve been pretty forgetful myself. I’m lucky I remembered to pack mine. … Read more
During a flight in an airplane, an educational psychologist was preparing his notes for one of the parent education seminars he conducted regularly. The elderly woman sitting next to him explained that she was returning home after having spent a month visiting her six children, seven grandchildren and ten great grandchildren. Then she inquired what … Read more
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem, “the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers … Read more