A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper!” came the reply This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: “After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn’t, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there’ll be trucks waiting to take you back to the … Read more
At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying sprawled out on the road, seemingly stone dead. The rescue workers are all around him, but can do nothing to resuscitate him. Suddenly, a young woman in a short miniskirt forces her way through the crowd. “Let me at him, I can help … Read more
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel’s elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, “Armani, $100 an ounce. “ On the next floor, an equally beautiful woman steps on and says, “Chanel, $150 an ounce. “ The old lady’s floor approaches and as … Read more
George is driving down the highway when he spots his friend Jacob standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Jacob is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. George gets out of the car, walks all the … Read more
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted rest and recuperation leave and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for … Read more
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the … Read more
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and … Read more
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business … Read more
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They spend a fortune to rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and … Read more