It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the … Read more
A man arrived at work one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of his co-workers noticed the sparkler and asked about it. The man explained, “My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!” This joke … Read more
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his chauffeur, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics. Then one day the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for … Read more
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working. She tells the passenger that the brakes don’t work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can’t stop at all. The passenger then replies, … Read more
Customer: “Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?” Manager: “No, we already have all the staff we need. “ Customer: “In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes on a business trip to Manchester during the course of which he has to make a long journey by taxi. During the journey, the driver decides to break the monotony and says to the man, “Do you like riddles?” “Oh yes, “says the man, “I think so. “ “OK, “says the taxi … Read more
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me. “ The Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men, “says the Sergeant. “Williams, report to the mess hall for … Read more
A man goes to see his lawyer to prepare his will. At the first meeting, the lawyer takes all the information down, and sends the man home, telling him to come see him again in two weeks. Two weeks later, the man comes back, reads the will and signs it in front of three witnesses. … Read more
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down … Read more