Patron at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!” Waiter: “Well that won’t change anything, he won’t eat it either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth. “ Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the … Read more
After eating his entire meal, an elderly man motioned for the server. When the server approached him, he asked for the manager. He explained he would not pay for the meal. The manager responded by contacting the police. When the police arrived, they heard the complaint and responded to the senior, “You need to pay … Read more
Say,Calvin, “a man said to his friend, “how do you like your new job?” “It’s the worst job I have ever had. ““How long have you been there?” asked his buddy. “About three months. “Said Calvin. “Why don’t you quit?” said his friend. “No way. This is the first time in 25 years that I … Read more
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale. “No, “replied the gentleman, “my son just bought … Read more
The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no … Read more
Why doesn’t psychotherapy work on men? “They don’t have to go back to their childhood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes into a dentist’s office. Man: “Excuse me, can you help me? I think I’m a moth. “ Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist. “ Man: “Yes, I know. “ Dentist: “So, why did you come in here?” Man: “The light was on. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A man was looking to hire a driver for a bus tour business. Three men applied for the job. He calls one into his office to interview him. The man says that he can put the wheels right on the edge of a bridge, drive, and not fall off. The employer is very impressed. He … Read more
A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer. “No sir, “said the salesman. “We haven’t had any for a while and it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any soon. “ The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer, “Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it … Read more