Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “ Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise. “Oh, “Peter said, “you know how foremen are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work. “ “We all know that, “replied his friend. “But why … Read more
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange The clerk asked her: “What type of check is this?” The lady responded: “An unemployment check. “ The clerk responded: “Oh well; then we will need a work number here for verification”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. “ The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in … Read more
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. “ “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once. “ “Alright, here’s some good news, “said the secretary. “You’re not sterile. “ This joke is included … Read more
On a street where the speed limit is 30 mph, the police stop a driver. “Not only have you been driving too fast, you’ve been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don’t work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What’s your name?” “Sctrathewisilenki … Read more
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plea, “Please take the books too, I’m $4200 … Read more
A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk “Excuse me; I’m looking for a job. Can you help?” The man can’t believe it and replies “Hold on minute sir, I’ll make some enquiries for you’… The man then phones up a showbiz agency and explains that there’s this … Read more
Fred’s boss said, “Why are all the women in your office crying?” Fred said, “You told me to bang some heads together. “ The boss said, “Talk about taking things too literally!” Fred went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things too literally. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation. “ … Read more
A very excited mother asked her daughter: “Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?” Her daughter replied: “Better than that, four of them recognized it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.