A government is doing really bad and is very likely to lose the election. So they gather the cabinet to deal with the situation. “Guys we do not go well, we will lose power, we will lose everything. We need to do something” the prime minister said. A minister pops up and says: “We will … Read more
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: “Now it’s time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas. “ He doesn’t pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells … Read more
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time. The old man … Read more
Charlie joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day a gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: “Sir, did you call for me?” Charlie replies “No, what do you mean?” She says: “You must be … Read more
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman. “ “What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand, every … Read more
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says “I’m probably too honest. “ The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality. “ The man replies, “I … Read more
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Why, that’s the talking clock, “the man replied. “How does it work?” “Watch”, the man said, giving … Read more
The new office-boy came into his boss’s office and said, “I think you’re wanted on the phone, Sir. “ “What do you mean, you think?” demanded the boss. “Well, Sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said “Is that you, you old fool?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A boss has to fire one of the two workers, Jack and Jill. However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really, really difficult to pick. So after their shifts, Jack goes home before Jill does, and the boss goes over to Jill just before she gets into her car. … Read more
Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up a sign reading: “Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology. “ The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors. “ This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy … Read more