A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking about what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: “Unfortunately, … Read more
Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem. “ Boss says “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!” Man says “Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, two of the guys sell twenty toothbrushes each, and the third guy consistently sells two hundred. The other two guys are jealous, but they can’t figure out his secret. Then, one day, they run into him at the mall, where he’s set up … Read more
“Mommy, “Little Johnny asked, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” “No, dear, “she replied. “Sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I’ll be working late at the office tonight… ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was an employment advertisement in an office. So a guy went there. Manager asked him: “Do you know what the meaning of a Ph. D. is?” The guy answered: “Passed High school with Difficulties. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, “Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight. “ The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, “Oh God, no, not again. “ A new slave next … Read more
The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza. The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt. As if the health … Read more
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: “Hello, Tomatoe… “ He responds: “My name is not Tomatoe, it’s just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you “Potatoe”? “Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Jerry was in a job interview today when the manager handed him his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me. “ So Jerry put it under his arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually the manager called Jerry’s mobile and said, “Bring it back here right … Read more
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work. “ The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the … Read more