Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does. “ Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft. “ Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne … Read more
At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words ‘sex’ and ‘love. ‘ The woman wrote: “When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Josh and I, it is spiritually … Read more
Craig comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: “Mrs. Hudson, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter, then I will pee on your … Read more
A screwdriver rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jake went to the doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an … Read more
Camilla goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie’s cock one gets a heartburn. “ The doctor says “Have you tried Andrew’s?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Zoo keeper says to Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?”. Paddy replies, “I will on 3 conditions: First, I’m not going to kiss it. Second – my family must never know. The third one – I’ll need a … Read more
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one … Read more
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. “What are you doing?” she exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this … Read more