Ben marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he’s on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. “Ben, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table. “ So, Ben folds his hands on his lap and … Read more
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After two hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I’ve had in … Read more
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor asked what the problem was. “Well, “said the man, “My wife and I aren’t getting as much out of sex as we used to, doctor. “ “How old are you, Mr Jones?” asked the doctor. “I’m 87, doctor. “ “And how old is your wife, Mr Jones?” … Read more
A man goes into a florist and says, “I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend”. “Certainly sir”, she responds, “and what in particular are you after”? After some thought, the man answers, “A shag”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful king and his beautiful queen. The queen was so gorgeous that the king’s ministers were obsessed and craving to seduce her. One day, the king got an invitation to visit the King of Ethiopia and left behind his queen and his kingdom. Before … Read more
Frank went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. The pharmacist wondered and asked him, “Why black, sir?” “My friend’s husband died; I want to console her, “Frank said. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and … Read more
A bloke asks his mate “Do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?” His mate replies “Yeah, if she calls. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting “I told you not to go doggy style!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not enter. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.