Girl visits her doctor and tells him she has a terrible discharge. “Ok, take your knickers off and let’s check it out, “he says. She drops her knickers and the doctor has a feel around. He says “How does that feel? “ She says “Absolutely wonderful but the discharge is from my ear”. This joke … Read more
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads Jack’s last will and testament: “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and … Read more
Judge: “Are you defending yourself?” Defendant: “Yes, your Honor. “ Judge: “You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer. “ Defendant: “I know, your Honor, but I don’t want one. I plan to tell the truth. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Melvin threw a boomerang a few years ago. He now lives in constant fear. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store asked a lawyer to defend him. “I will take your case, “the lawyer said, “If you will assure me of two things: that you are innocent, and that you will pay me $1600. “ The client thought for a moment, then said, “Will you do it for … Read more
A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing “Name That Animal. “The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. Now, what’s this animal?” “A dog!” said Ricky. “Good. Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. The … Read more
It’s the summer of 1960, and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobby tells him that they’ll probably go to the malt shop or a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father suggests, “Why … Read more
A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says, “Bill, your house burnt down!” So he runs outside, but then he thinks, “I don’t have a house, “so he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of … Read more
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more