A man in the dress business called a friend, also in the dress business, and asked how things were going. “Couldn’t be better, “answered the friend. “Even with the recession, our sales are up 40 percent. My son, the lawyer, just won a big case. And his fee was a million dollars. My other son, … Read more
Government planned to implement Sex Education in schools. School authority wanted to send a teacher called Lucy for a special training course in Sex Education. Lucy: “No Sir. . ! I don’t want to take part in that course. “ Principal:”No. . ! But why . . ?!” Lucy:”Somebody told me yesterday. . The Final … Read more
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’m gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours. I sure would like a piece of cake after though!” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Wow! , it worked!” Puzzled, his … Read more
A father, as he was going home, saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. “In our home, young man, we turn off the light at 11 o’clock, sharp!” “Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That’s so convenient! Thanks!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our rooster’s dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why … Read more
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage. “ The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?” The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was … Read more
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… After 5 min into the ride the driver noticed a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rushed to the scene. He opened the door and ran out as soon as he did. The Jewish guy rolled down his window … Read more
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue. Arab:”Why did you do that?” Jew: “Because he killed half my people. “ The Arab spits on the statue as well. “ Jew: “Why did you do that?” Arab: “Because he didn’t kill the other half. “ … Read more