There’s a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There’s 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her “Why did you laugh, you could have won. “ The blonde replies, “I finally got the first joke. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing, “says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum. “ … Read more
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat … Read more
Its pissing down and this midget goes to the doctors and says “Every time it rains my fanny gets sore”. He tells her to hop onto the examining couch. He bends over and looks up her skirt. “I see the problem, “he says. And taking a pair of scissors shoves them up her skirt. Snip … Read more
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. “Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten … Read more
“Doc, every time after sex I hear a whistle. “ “What’s your age?” “70. “ “You know, this is very natural. It would be strange if you heard applause… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to… “ The patient quickly responded, “Oh don’t bother, doctor! If it is because of that, just tell me how much it cost and I will pay you back. “ This joke is … Read more
Doctor: Well, it looks like you’re pregnant. Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, “A crocodile, a crocodile!” The woman woke up and asked, “Where, where?” A man cried again, “O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. “How are you going to assist me?” asked Quasimodo. “That’s easy!” replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his … Read more