A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, “This donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and the only way to make it stop is to say Amen. “ The man immediately got on the animal … Read more
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. “Nice perfume…. which brand is it? I want to buy a gift for my wife. “ Lady replies, “Don’t give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to … Read more
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 25-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to the Caribbean for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?” “Oh, it was beautiful, “says the man. … Read more
A first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff. He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, “How often do jetliners crash?” The woman thought for a moment and replied, “Usually, just once. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A crazy man jumps from the bushes and opens his coat in front of an old lady to surprise and terrify her. The granny takes a look at him and says: “Oh, Gosh, I’ve forgotten to buy the eggs. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they … Read more
A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. “I went through all the pain of undergoing labor and I see no reason why the child’s custody should not be handed to me”, she pleaded. The man replied, “Your … Read more
There is a knock on the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks out, and a man is standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A moment later there’s another knock. Saint Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, but the man disappears once again. … Read more
Customer: “Waiter, this soup tastes funny. “ Waiter: “Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.