Twins Pregnant Crying

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A blonde goes to the doctor’s and finds out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what’s wrong. She replies, “I know who the dad is for one of them but I don’t know who the dad is for the other one!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more

Omg Nobody

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Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?” Brunette: “I don’t know. “ Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Seat Bolts Lucy

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Charlie’s wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, … Read more

Chick Last

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“Why isn’t John at work today?” “He is in hospital. “ “But I saw him dancing with a chick last night. “ “His wife saw him too. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Unknown Aircraft

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From unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:”I am fucking bored!” Ground Traffic Control:”Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!” Unknown aircraft:”I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Niagara Falls These

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A group of tourists visit Niagara Falls and are accompanied by a guide. The guide says: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that the sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard! Now, may I … Read more

Biggest Dick

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A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry. Wife thinks for a minute and says… “of all your friends you have the biggest dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Jim Screamed Didn’t

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Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in his way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his favorite restaurant and plopped himself down on a chair. “Get me a steak well done with mashed potatoes. “ Three minutes later when his order came, Jim screamed “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME SAY … Read more

Crashed Car

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A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops and he asks him: “Hey, What happened to you?” “Look!” and he points a crashed car, while still crying “Well, don’t worry, buy another car. “ “Look inside the car!” “Well, don’t worry and get another blonde, and … Read more