Sam Interjected

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Sam offered to drive his mother-in-law to the doctor’s. But when he arrived at her house, Sam found her gossiping away with a neighbor. “Mom, we’ve got to go, “Sam interjected, but she couldn’t hear him over the chatter. “Mom!” Sam repeated as he pulled her away. “Sorry, but I didn’t know what to do, … Read more

Fallen Arches He’s

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“My son had to give up his career because of fallen arches. “ “He’s an athlete?” “No—an architect. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Comfortable Shoes I’ve

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One day a man showed up at the office wearing a pair of new shoes made of turtle skin. When a co-worker asked him how he liked them, he replied thoughtfully, “Well, they’re the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn but I do have one unusual problem with them. It took me an hour and … Read more

Patron Well I’d

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Restaurant patron: “Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine. “ Waiter: “What year, sir?” Patron: “Well, I’d like it right now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Nonsense Ma’am Soothed

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“Nothing looks good on me anymore, “wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. “Nonsense, ma’am, “soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all. “ “That’s the problem, “the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more

Airline’s Ticket Counter

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Rushing up to a large airline’s ticket counter, a man gasped, “Miss, please help me. I have to get to Chicago in the worst way!” The clerk calmly pointed to her left and said, “Sir, that would be the airline next to us. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more

Transatlantic Flight

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On a transatlantic flight was a lively youngster who nearly drove everyone crazy. He was running up and down the aisle when the flight attendant started serving coffee. He ran smack into her, knocking a cup of coffee out of her hand and onto the floor. As he stood by watching her clean up the … Read more

Wasn’t Nice

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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy. “ “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?” … Read more

Season Ticket

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James and Neil were fortunate enough to have a season ticket to watch their favorite club games. They could not help noticing that there was always a spare seat next (A16) to them and they had a friend who would love to buy a season ticket, especially if all three could have seats together. One … Read more