Grandma asks little Fiona, “Did you have a nice play outside?” Fiona smiles, “Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!” “Oh that’s beautiful. Did you sing nicely?” says Grandma. Fiona explains, “No, I was eating worms!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist. They looked at each other – Hm. Strange. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, … Read more
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?” The father answered immediately, “I just don’t know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac. “ He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour. “ She says, “How much for all night?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Dentist: “This will hurt a little. “ Patient: “OK. “ Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“It’s a boy, “Marvin shouted, as tears began to roll down his cheeks. “I can’t believe it, it really is a boy. “ That’s when Marvin swore never to return to Thailand. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove. ‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman. ‘I certainly have,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been married four times.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!” The operator asked, “Where are you?” The blonde answered, “At my house. “ The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?” The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh! This joke … Read more
“May I take your order?” the blonde waitress asked. “Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special sir, “she replied, “we just tell them straight out that they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.