A blond lady walks into a bar that has a sign marked: ‘For Men Only.’ ‘I’m sorry, ma’am,’ says the bartender. ‘We only serve men in this place.’ ‘That’s OK,’ she says. ‘I’ll take two of them.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes into a pub and says, ‘I’d like something tall, icy and full of gin.’ The barman turns and shouts into the kitchen, ‘Oi, Doris! Someone to see you!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesars Palace. A Jewish hooker comes over to him and asks him if he would like some company. “How much, honey?” “$800. “ “800???” “Are you crazy? Every other woman that came over wanted $400!” The Jewish hooker thought about it for a second and then … Read more
A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. “See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation!” “So it’s the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another … Read more
Two undercover police officers assigned to the organized crime unit were overlooking a bloody mob hit scene. The victim had six gunshot wounds to the back of the head. One cop looks at the other and utters, “Worst case of suicide I’ve ever seen. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job… He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the … Read more
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks plastic. “ Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, “But it … Read more
It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends’ standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked … Read more
A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink. He’s sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, and he hears a voice. “Nice shirt. “ He looks around and sees no one nearby. He forgets about it and continues drinking. “Nice tie, “the voice says again. He looks around … Read more
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ”What was that … Read more