A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. “Darling, it was just a shark, “assured his wife when he came to. “You’ve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they’d better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on … Read more
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom. “ The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, “Is it serious, doctor?” The doctor replies, “I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. … Read more
A divorce court judge said to the husband, “Mr Gregory,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I’ve decided to give your wife $800 a week. “ “That’s very fair,your honor, “he replied. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory . “Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box. “ His colleagues are disgusted by the … Read more
Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day. Husband: Well next time take the car then silly. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time, one said to the other, “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to tell me. “ The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, “How soon do you need to know? This joke is … Read more
A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. “You crafty old devil, “says his friend. ‘How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that?’ “Easy, “replies the millionaire. “I told her I was 92. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven. “I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off. “ So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when … Read more