A guy goes to see a doctor and after a series of tests the doctor comes in and says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. “ “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient. “The bad news is that unfortunately, you’ve only got 3 months to live. “ The patient is shocked, “Oh … Read more
Husband: “Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” Wife: “Because I married the wrong man!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at the top of their closet. Curious as he was, the wife told him to never look in it no matter what the circumstances. Over the years, … Read more
“Doctor! There’s a fly in the ointment!” “Yes, I know, he’s recovering from a nasty soup-burn. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride’s father storm up the aisle, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. “The wedding’s off, “he shouted, “Everybody bugger off!” Dismayed and … Read more
Claire, after retiring from a busy life in business, travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop, where she speaks to Victoria, the shop’s owner, “When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a … Read more
Man walks into a shrink’s office. Psychiatrist:”I know exactly why you are here. You suffer from an addiction to internet porn, and you masturbate constantly. “ Patient:”That’s amazing”! “How can you tell all that without even asking me one question?” Psychiatrist:”I saw the wedding ring on your finger. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
A man to a friend: ‘My wife’s a peach.’ Friend: ‘Because she’s so soft and juicy?’ Man: ‘No, because she has a heart of stone.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. “I am 4 years old, “says little Johnny. “And when will you be six … Read more
A man 75 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: “At your age, how do you do that?” The man answered, “You just have to keep the motor running. “ Another year passes, and the … Read more