Two lawyers had been lifelong friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. … Read more
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “What will it be?” The sandpaper goes “Just something to take the edge off” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?” Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?” Dan says, “OOOOH WOW! Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This … Read more
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am. “ She says, “Well, do you have any dates?” And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: “Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “Please don’t speak so loudly, sir, “said the waiter, “or everyone will want one. “ This joke … Read more
A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except for a latest model fire extinguisher. “What’s the fire extinguisher for?” the tourist wondered. “It’s for erasing the misspellings!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A government is doing really bad and is very likely to lose the election. So they gather the cabinet to deal with the situation. “Guys we do not go well, we will lose power, we will lose everything. We need to do something” the prime minister said. A minister pops up and says: “We will … Read more
A man was strolling along a beach in California. On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle. He bent down, picked it up and removed the cork. Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, “Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years … Read more