A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. “Alright, what can you do?”, the manager asks. “I can do great bird impressions”, the man replies. “Pssh, a lot of people can do that”. “Oh well”, the man says and flies away. This joke is … Read more
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. “Bartender, a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please” The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief, says “Did. . did you just talk?!” “Yes I have, why?” Said the dog “It’s just incredible! I’ve never seen a talking dog! You know, you should … Read more
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since … Read more
“I must have the worst job on earth. “ “Why do you say that?” “I work at the circus as a human cannon ball and I get fired every day. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At a circus there’s a calamity and two lions escape. They manage to grab hold of a clown and start devouring him. One lion turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The circus advertised a new act, “Pig That Can Speak French. “ The trainer walked onto the stage, one hand holding a small pig with a green ribbon while the other held a wooden mallet. “Parlez-vous français?” asks the trainer and then proceeds to hit the pig with the mallet. The pig: “Ouiii” This joke … Read more
The owner of the flea circus learned from experience. He posted a sign that read: “Dogs are not welcome. They steal the show. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The clown asked him what he was planning to do. The husband answered, “This is a disaster. I don’t know where I’m going to find another woman of … Read more