Two Antartians were flying from New York to Miami. Twenty minutes into the flight, the Captain announces, “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry, we have three engines left. “ Forty minutes later, the Captain announces, “One more engine has failed and the flight will … Read more
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. . Then, forgetting to turn off the … Read more
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, “Oh I’m sorry, would you like some?” He replied, “No, I think I’ll wait. “ So they continued down the road and the … Read more
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper!” came the reply This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying sprawled out on the road, seemingly stone dead. The rescue workers are all around him, but can do nothing to resuscitate him. Suddenly, a young woman in a short miniskirt forces her way through the crowd. “Let me at him, I can help … Read more
George is driving down the highway when he spots his friend Jacob standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Jacob is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. George gets out of the car, walks all the … Read more
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and … Read more
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him “Do you have any luggage?” The photon replies, “Nope, I’m traveling light. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said … Read more
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… 5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as … Read more