A man jumps from a plane and as he descends pulls his parachute only nothing happens so he pulls his reserve and still no luck so as he contemplates flapping his arms like a bird when he spies a man coming up towards him. Calling out to the man “Do you know anything about parachutes?” … Read more
Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: “What are you expecting?” The girl says, “A bus. “ The kid turns to his friend and says: “Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. “Hello, Murphy, “he says. “What time did you pull out this morning?’ “I didn’t, “replies Murphy. “And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.