journeys

Two cab drivers met. “Hey, “asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well, “the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more

Air traffic controller: “Flight 1234, for noise reduction, turn right 45 degrees. “ Airline pilot: “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” Air Traffic controller: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more

“Look at that speed!” said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. “Hmph!” snorted the other. “You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A plane is descending rapidly from the air, and the passengers are all scared stiff. Suddenly a woman near the front of the plane stands up and takes off her shirt. She proceeds to yell, “Is there a man on this plane that can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!” She … Read more

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen! ” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me! ” The man says: ”You go up … Read more

A guy called a budget airline to book a flight. The operator asked: “How many people are traveling? “How should I know?” said the man. “It’s your plane!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A plane was taking off. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 392, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. … Read more

Two skydivers, Oliver and Robert, jumped out of the plane and were having a conversation on the way down. Robert: “I was in a hurry this morning, and I can’t remember if I asked you to pack my chute for me. “ Oliver: “I’ve been pretty forgetful myself. I’m lucky I remembered to pack mine. … Read more

A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem, “the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers … Read more

Explaining luggage regulations to passengers can be aggravating for flight attendants. One day a woman tried to board with an enormous bag. The lead flight attendant told her why it would not fit, but the woman argued that her bag was a carry-on because it had wheels and a handle. Without blinking the attendant said, … Read more