Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he’s concerned and goes to the doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, “You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?” Dan … Read more
A lawyer awoke from surgery, and noticed that all the blinds in his room were closed. He asked a nurse, “Why are all the blinds drawn?” The nurse answered, “Well, there’s a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you to think you had died. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs. “Why couldn’t this happen on my last day of hunting?!” the hunter cried to the doctor. “It did, “the doctor replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom. “ The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, “Is it serious, doctor?” The doctor replies, “I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. … Read more
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. “Darling, it was just a shark, “assured his wife when he came to. “You’ve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better. “ One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope … Read more
A businessman returns from Thailand. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in Thailand, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off. “ The man panics, but figures if it is common in Thailand they must know … Read more
Doctor: “Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?” Patient: “What pills?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor, “the man said to his ophthalmologist, “I was looking in the mirror this morning, and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other!” “Oh”? Replied the doctor “Which one?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out … Read more