The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Robbert, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir, “the worker replied. “And just … Read more
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay, “the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right. … Read more
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly. “ Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the … Read more
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly. “ Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the … Read more
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally, he approached the workers and asked, “I appreciate how hard you’re both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one … Read more
“Ryan is so forgetful, “the sales manager complained to his secretary. “It’s a wonder he can sell anything. I asked him to pick me up some sandwiches on his way back from lunch but I’m not sure he’ll even remember to come back. “ Just then the door flew open and bounced Ryan. “You’ll never … Read more
Bob: Why aren’t you working? Al: The boss and I had a fight, and he won’t take back what he said. Bob: What did he say? Al: He said, “You’re fired!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less than the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come, “the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?” Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook … Read more
Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress. In the clothing store she asked, “May I try on that dress in the window, please?” “Certainly not, madam,’“responded the salesgirl. “You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement. Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told him that if he ever got really jammed up, he should look in the center drawer of his desk and he would find two … Read more