A little boy was doing his geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes? “Don’t ask me, “said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Damien was being severely scolded by his father for fighting. “Now, Damien” said his angry father, “This will not do! You must learn that you can’t have everything you want in this life. There must always be give and take. “ “But there was Dad!” protested the aggressive youngster. “I gave him a black eye … Read more
A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!” “Well, “said the mother, “that’s wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up. “ “Yeah, but, Mom, “said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions. “ I don’t … Read more
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do whatever I want?” The father answered immediately, “I don’t know. Nobody has lived that long yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Jim: When was your son born? Tom: In March, he came the first of the month. Jim: Is that why you named him “Bill”? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Grandson: “Grandpa, I have some advice for you. Grandfather: “Son, at your age you need to be listening more than advising. Grandson: “Okay Grandpa, just thought you might want to know your shoe is too close to the campfire and it just burst into flames. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale. “No, “replied the gentleman, “my son just bought … Read more
One day the son of the Big Chief comes to the Medicine man and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says “give … Read more
“Jason, am I a good mother?” “My name is Paul. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Father: “Son, you were adopted. “ Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.