A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store manager. “$300′′ – he replied. “That’s too expensive! Can’t you bring the price down?”- the blonde asked. The store manager said he couldn’t, and got … Read more
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 60th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across … Read more
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were having fun at Pooh’s house Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars from Pooh’s stash of honey and it went all over the floor. Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know, “replies the old … Read more
The man selling two-dollar tickets at racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. “What’s the matter?” snorted the horse. “Are you astonished that I can talk?” “Not at all, “said the man. “I’m surprised that you think you can win. “ This joke is … Read more