Two hunters are in the forest. Bob: I just met a great big bear in the woods. Mike: Did you give him both barrels? Bob: Both barrels? I gave him the whole gun. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During a flight in an airplane, an educational psychologist was preparing his notes for one of the parent education seminars he conducted regularly. The elderly woman sitting next to him explained that she was returning home after having spent a month visiting her six children, seven grandchildren and ten great grandchildren. Then she inquired what … Read more
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and … Read more
An antelope and a lion entered a diner and took a booth near the window. When the waiter approached, the antelope said, “I’ll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes. “ “And what would your friend have?” “Nothing, “replied the antelope. The waiter persisted, “Isn’t he hungry?” “Hey, if he were … Read more
A car mechanic was using an open bowl of gasoline to wash some parts for the transmission he was repairing. Distracted by a customer, the mechanic returned to his work to find his dog, a cocker spaniel drinking the gasoline from the bowl. He yelled at the dog, who took off running. In fact, the … Read more
A new pianist is needed in a posh restaurant in Manhattan. A guy called David comes in and says “Hi there, I’m here about the pianist position. “ The manager replies “That is awesome, do you mind sitting at the piano and showing me what you can do?” David sits at the piano and starts … Read more
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that same day, … Read more
A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand. “Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked. “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you. “ “Why not?’ the snake asks. “ “Because you can’t hold your liquor. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says “You sheerin’ mate?” and the first guy replies “Naw, they’re all mine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.