Two old friends were chatting. One said to the other, “My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV. “ Other guy responded, “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine that, an SUV… What a great gift!” “Yup! Socks, Underwear, and Viagra!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going, and she replied, “I’m going to Las Vegas. “ He questioned her as to why and she told him, “I just found out that I can make … Read more
A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary. The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions: “Does this new secretary of yours have nice legs?” “I don’t know. “ “What color do her eyes have?” “I didn’t notice… “ “But about dressing, how does she dress?” “Very fast… “ This … Read more
As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale. “I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something, “she suggested. “I don’t have a girlfriend, “he answered. “No girlfriend? Why not?” “My wife won’t … Read more
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband’s extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita’s husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, “I appreciate the fact that at last he’s found a new job, but I don’t like him taking his work home and finishing it in … Read more
A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. “Excuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. “What was … Read more
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised. “ She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. “Yes, “came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “I’ve bought her a belt and a bag. “ “That was very kind of you, “Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought. “ Tony smiled as … Read more
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Oh no, I look like a pig” The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the … Read more