The following conversation took place between a husband and wife: Wife: “How many women have you slept with?” Husband: “Only you darling, I was awake with the others. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went. “So what did you think?” he asks. “Ahh, “replies … Read more
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had … Read more
Old man O’Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow O’Malley of her old man’s death. He showed up … Read more
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful, “he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going … Read more
A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, “Hah! So what are you gonna do about that, little man?” “Nothing, “sighed the little guy despondently. “You see, today has been the worst day of … Read more
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, “Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?” “Why do you want … Read more
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?” She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it. “ He says, “Jeez, honey, remember … Read more
Wife: “Whatcha doing?” Husband: “Nothing. “ Wife: “You did that yesterday. “ Husband: “I wasn’t finished. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man has five children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Five” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his … Read more