A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, “Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!” So the man … Read more
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “Maybe you’ll find out tonight, “he said mysteriously. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the … Read more
A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: “He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. “ Mom: “No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A guy had the courage,but not the skills to tackle home-repair projects. His garage was littered with the pieces of a lawn mower he once tried to fix. One day his wife found him in the living room, attacking the vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver. “I can’t get this thing to cooperate!” he exclaimed. His … Read more
Wife to husband: “Did you like supper?” Trying to be polite, the husband says, “Yes. “ The wife says, “I was just wondering, because when I gave some to the cats they tried to bury it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two friends are in the living room. The wife of one of them is in the kitchen. “Sweetheart, please, can you hand us the bottle of whisky?” he says. And then, again, “Sweetheart, and two glasses please?” The other man stares at him and says, “My gosh, how long have you been married?” “Thirty years. … Read more
A guy was gazing at the stars through his binoculars when his wife came out in a new dress. She asked if it made her hips look smaller. He paused for a second, turned his binoculars around, and then looked at her. “I’ve got some good news honey, you’ve never looked better. “ This joke … Read more
A twice married and divorced well-to-do business man named Ralph felt he finally found his soulmate in a woman half his age. Dorothy, his new wife, was pretty, dirty blond hair, and not all that bright, but Ralph didn’t care. He would do anything to make her happy, and on Dorothy’s birthday he called her … Read more
Husband: “You will never succeed in making that dog obey you. “ Wife: “Nonsense! it’s only a matter of patience, remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first as well…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Stan was tired from fishing all morning , so he went in for a nap . His wife ,Joyce ,took the boat out onto the lake and sat in it reading a book . After about half an hour , the sheriff pulled alongside in his motor-boat ‘“Ma’am “he said , “I am sorry but … Read more