A wife concerned with her husband’s driving said; “Dear, aren’t you driving a little too fast?” Her husband replied; “Don’t you believe in a guardian angel? He will take care of us. “ His wife said: “Yes, I do. But I am afraid we left him miles back!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A woman has a problem with her closet door – it’s falling out every time a bus passes by. So one day she calls a repairman. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by. “OK, I’m going to take a look at this, just close the … Read more
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her … Read more
A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready, “he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane. “ “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have … Read more
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!” The … Read more
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Finch became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous young blonde woman. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Finch, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!” Bewildered, Mr. Finch was halfway to the … Read more
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin’ on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says “Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn’t it nice?” To which the other woman replies, … Read more
The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, today … Read more
An Irishman by the name of O’Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick’s Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real. The young lass, on learning it wasn’t real, returned … Read more
A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for … Read more