Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: “Since we got married, we don’t go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore. “ Husband: “Oh Darling, don’t look too much into it. You know I still love you. But … Read more
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word: “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her. . !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“What did you buy your husband for his birthday?” “Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that was locked since he’s so particular about his notes. “ “And surely you bought something for yourself too?” “Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Husband: “Call 911 quickly, I think I’m having a heart attack!” The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!” Husband: “Never mind, I’m feeling much better now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love. “No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young I became much enamored with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of … Read more
Husband: “Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects. “ Wife: “Don’t bother, dear. I’m quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from becoming a much better man than you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off. “Who was that?” the wife demanded. “If you must know, “the husband replied, “that was my mistress. “ “Your mistress? That’s it! I want a divorce!” the wife fumed. … Read more
“I want to divorce my wife. “ “On what grounds?” “She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar. “ “Are you saying she’s an alcoholic or do you think she’s cheating?” “No, she is looking for me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the … Read more