relationships

Wife: “I’m mad. “ Husband: “Again or still?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Over a drink in the evening the discussion turned to length of hair… Mr. Jones: “Don’t you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?” Mr. Smith: “That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married. “Will those wanting … Read more

A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?” Totally flattered, he replied, “No dear, they haven’t. “ At that point she yelled, “Then what the heck … Read more

The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious and extremely heated. Finally, the husband’s attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony divorce. “Your Honor, “he said, “my client sincerely believes his wife is just being ridiculous. Why, most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry, and on the day … Read more

A man, in his carefree bachelor days, had been very fond of a Washington restaurant which specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had visited this place to get this very delectable meal, so when he married, he decided to take his wife there so they could share the pleasure together. He did … Read more

“I love you” is a mathematical function where, ‘I love’ is the constant and ‘you’ is the variable… and marriage inverts the function, where “you” becomes the constant, “I love” becomes the variable. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Wife:”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”Water in a carburetor? That’s ridiculous. “ Wife:”I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” Wife:”In the pool. “ This joke is included in the … Read more

Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “You look kind of down. “ “My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin. “ “Why’s that?” “Because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster. “ This joke is included … Read more

Little Johnny: “Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries!” Father: “Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.