Emma and Susan are talking. Emma declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. “How did you manage it?” asks Susan. “I went to that hypnotherapist on the High Street, “replies Emma. “I got pregnant within two months. “ “Oh, my husband and I tried seeing him years ago, “says Susan. “It didn’t … Read more
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. “I want to show you the new watch I got today. “ She goes in and find him with his pants down. “That’s not a watch!” she says. “It will be once you put two hands and a face on it. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy, “he said, “I’ll do the next one. “ The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. “Oh! I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the … Read more
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. “I’m on a honeymoon. “ “Oh. Shouldn’t you be having sex with your wife?” “Well, I would be. … Read more
It’s late evening and Tom’s wife catches him pouring six cans of lager down the toilet. ‘What on earth are you doing?’ she says. Tom replies, ‘Well, it seems a waste, but I thought it’d save me getting up in the night.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sex life. The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom. She seductively asks her husband, “Hey Honey, do ya want some of this?” The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies, “Hell no! Look … Read more
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman asked her lover, “Would you keep fuck me that much even after marriage? He replied, “Sure dear, if your husband had no objection. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.